have you ever been reading something and completely understood a line of foreshadowing and just whispered “shit”
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i’m just still so entertained by this
i really am
i want to put this on job applications
oh no is this making the rounds again help
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BBC, telling it how it is
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I DIDN’T FINDTHE TUMBLR BUT I FOUND “PRETTY GIRLS MAKING UGLY FACES” AND I WAS CRYING ON THE BUS I WAS LAUGHING SO AHRD
THE SECOND ONE OMG I M CRRIYIGN
THE THIRD ONE OMG NO SLEEP FOR ME EVER AGAIN.
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so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
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if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body
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Your ex is attractive.
Which one?
ME.
BYEEEE

Just for laughs.